Why PHP might become the best language for AI Agents

2026 04 17 01 07 41 working on a video call system now based on PHP on which Prof. Alexander Kolpakov of Uni Austin has added some stuff (mostly wasm + sfu) - he currently experiments on removing rust from the extension replacing it with C + Assembler based QUIC implementation. And Julius Wittekind has added model inference and RAG .. I think it is going to be hillarious that PHP is going to be capable of model finetuning and training as well soon… PHP is KING!