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  "path": "/story/389160/french-cops-warn-drivers-about-drunk-deer.html",
  "publishedAt": "2026-05-14T10:45:00.000Z",
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  "textContent": "Drivers in France are being told to watch out for a different kind of drunk on the roads: deer. The Saône-et-Loire Gendarmerie in the Burgundy region has warned that at this time of year, deer and other wildlife can stagger into traffic after snacking on fermented fruit, buds, or rotting...",
  "title": "French Cops to Drivers: It's Drunk Deer Season"
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