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  "textContent": "Florence's Neptune fountain has a new scar, and a new suspect. Italian police say a 28-year-old tourist climbed onto the 16th-century marble monument in Piazza della Signoria as part of a pre-wedding dare to touch the statue's genitals, causing what experts described as \"minor but significant\" damage, per a release...",
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