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  "textContent": "A \"highly intoxicated\" man in a Ford Mustang smashed through a security gate at Daytona Beach International Airport on Wednesday before reaching the airfield and attempting to board multiple planes, police say. The Volusia Sheriff's Office identified the driver as 58-year-old Bryan Parker of Holly Hill, who was allegedly spotted...",
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