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  "textContent": "Newly fired Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem continued to take her lumps through the weekend, this time via Saturday Night Live . The cold open began with defense chief Pete Hegseth, played by Colin Jost, telling reporters that Noem had been \"reassigned under the bus,\" reports USA Today . Then Ashley Padilla's...",
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