Lobotomy Corruption
Hive Bitch
June 22, 2024
::: foreword
I've had a lot of thoughts about how Tessa fits into CC. I haven't
yet completely worked it all out, but here's my notes.
Revised on 2025-08-07.
:::
Here's what I'm thinking: Tessa's little found family weren't just
random dumped drones. They were specifically solver drones, found
wanting in the company's evaluation and discarded.
The researchers lit their cores, saw their combat potential, and went
"Nah, y'all dogwater."
J's driver is obviously pretty ass if she isn't not actively killing
drones to replenish her reserves (especially if she has to pay her
loans back with interest), so they mostly see her summoning a bit of
command output before crashing. And zombies as a rule tend to be
oil-starved (it's why they're killing drones), so frankly J is just
Bad At It.
V's driver is also pretty hard to use if you don't understand it. She
becomes... blurry? Except whenever she looks at you? And she can
sense when people are looking at her? What a joke. WD!V is too timid
to want to shatter anyone's visor, and and again, it's probably
ineffective on zombies.
N's driver is harder to underestimate. But seeing as it only
"teleport objecting into your hands" leads you to conclude he can't
use corrupt peripherals, and if N seemingly can't use it on people
(they probably don't figure out the consent rule), and if his tags can
be overwritten but anyone else's command logs --- then what he can do
seems finnicky enough to be worth cutting losses. Especially when
there are so many more obviously useful abilities.
(Maybe N can't even use Ten Doggos until he awakens his sandbox, or
maybe Ten Doggos isn't his technique, and Tessa frankenstein's a
second black box onto his core later, when she's researching the
limits of solver abilities and possibly making anti-cyn plans. There's
potential for a cute character beat here, where Tessa first raises the
possibility: J is too spooked by the possibility of become damaged and
ineffective by the procedure to say yes, and V likewise still has a
weak mindset --- but N loves doing anything.)
And of course, there's Cyn. To the company, Cyn's driver only seemed
to work on strings, so she was limited to animating giant plushies and
dolls, a pretty weak offense. Not that revealing what she's truly
capable of would have improved her lot much. Maybe she didn't want to
be the company's weapon, maybe she didnt want to scare the humans,
maybe she had a voice in her head telling her everything would be
alright.
Naturally, Tessa doesn't care about any of this, and finds the idea of
using drones as war machines pretty appalling, if unfortunately
necessary. Her drones use their abilities just to play around and
make life easier. V is a monster at hide and seek for instance, and a
pretty good look out for when her parents' drones might stumble upon
them at a bad time. J likewise loves learning about everything she
can do with run-time assertions.
But here's where things get interesting.
Sometime after she gets her drones, but before Cyn's master plan goes
into effect, Tessa starts getting terrible headaches, seeing migraine
auras, and a whole host of other mental problems.
Doctors investigate and find she has a tumor growing at a rapid rate.
She might be dead within the year.
Her parents consider their options. Cloning her? Or just having a
new, better daughter? The tumor could be surgically removed, but it's
a risky procedure. Maybe there's a few ways they could go about it,
but as the doctor goes over the options, Tessa starts having a panic
attack and needs to be removed from the room.
The bottom line is this: Tessa is spooked at the idea of her parents
picking out a brain surgery for her. What if they let them remove her
frontal lobe to make her more docile? What if they install a chip to
brainwash her?
Something needs to be done about her tumor, but it'll be on Tessa's
terms, so J and Tessa pull some all-nighters reading about surgery and
downloading simulators. J's obviously pretty uncomfortable at the
prospect, but Tessa asked and that's that.
So Tessa gets J to trepan her and remove the tumor.
Now, you probably feel where this is going. Some of the perceptual
disturbances Tessa experienced as tumor symptoms revolved around her
drones.
And sure enough, when the tumor is removed, it doesnt even look like a
normal brain tumor, nothing like the diagrams they studied. It looks
like a teratoma of silicon and copper. J immediately recognizes that
it's suffused with corrupt data.
How did this get into Tessa? An enemy solver?
But the thing is, we know corruption functions are obviously capable
of generating robot substrate from seemingly nothing; that's exactly
how [Std::Regenerate]{.spell} works.
When Tessa wires it up to her laptop, she sees that registers as a
malformed core, as if everything had been atropy-manufactured except the
black box. And this is a black box.
And it's funtional.
That's an answer that yields more questions, but the theory they
settle on is that somehow, this black box had begun regenerated its
core inside of Tessa's brain. But again: how did it get there?
(Truth is, Tessa had spent so long around her drones, exposing herself
to their corruption, while learning and constantly thinking about
drone schematics and driver code that she had all but emulated a core
in her brain. Remember, black boxes are essentially hand-placed by
the solver and/or the branch predictor, and why wouldn't it amuse them
to inflict this on Tessa?
(You might imagine she had strange dreams of meeting a drone she'd
never met, its frame welded to a vast machine with too many faces.)
Fundamentally, the core of corruption is Turing completness --- and a
biological computer is still a computer.)
- - -
While this is happening, Cyn starts ramping up for the destruction of
earth, but Tessa's read enough illicitly-acquired top secret
documentation-lore to determine that her little gremlin is actually
the left hand of the absolute solver.
Maybe she hacks into JCJ, pokes around their active roster and decides
nobody has any idea who the right hand is supposed to be, and Tessa's
really worried about what cyn's got planned for the gala.
So she's like fine, I'll do it myself. Recovers a drone from the
dump, and does a bunch of core surgery trying to frankenstein together
something. Nobody comes together, even as the gala looms closer.
N, being the most reliable volunteer for Tessa's experiments, had his
core scooped out, his driver scanned and decompiled onto Tessa's
computer. Like this, she discovers that his function isn't just
retrieval.
Rather, its true function is bringing back things that belong
together; when he runs the command that marks something for retrieval,
he's creating that 'belongs with me' connection. But any commands can
create a connection. By understanding this, Tessa can present a
disassembled chunk of a junkyard core, and when N tries to retrieve
it, he retrieves the whole object --- essentially, repairing it.^[It
occurs to me that N's ability applied to healing would go crazy.
Though if this feels like too much of an asspull, maybe we could chalk
it up to Tessa patching his driver + r\ u\ n t\ i\ m\ e a\ s\ s\ e\ r\
t\ i\ o\ n.]
Anyway, with N's ability to repair disassembled cores and Tessa having
previously done partial scans of Cyn's driver to study it, the tinker
returns to her mechanical tumor extracted from her skull. If it was a
black box, what was its function? Could she write a driver for it?
She's trying to cobble together a weapon for facing Cyn, but is met
with failure after failure.
What if she could create something stronger than a worker? But she
always hated how JCJ turned drones into weapons. She wouldn't make a
drone into her tool. But remotely piloting a frame has too much lag,
she couldn't even keep up with V in spars.
At the Gala, Cyn declares her war against humanity, and the Elliott
manor becomes the throne from which she observes her coming conquest.
Tessa stalks the battlegrounds where JCJ's solvers try over and over
to fight Cyn and continually lose --- she becomes like a vulture,
hunting for the best drivers among the fallen.
This doesn't escape Cyn's notice. Her old pet project gone rogue
taunts her --- are you so afraid to look at me, auntie? Are you going
to tell me to go back in the basement? Tessa flees every overture ---
her weapon isn't ready yet.
Maybe out of some lingering fondness, Tessa's hideaway endure where so
many of humanity's strongholds falter. Drones and humans alike flock
to her --- she becomes a figure of hope in the apocalypse, and
everyone is praying for her weapon's fruition.
As the deathtoll climbs, maybe Cyn loses patience, maybe Tessa can't
bring herself to watch more die, but she has to make a move.
It's time for all their training and preparation to pay off. Returning
to the manor where they grew up, Tessa, J, V, and N are ready to use
the power of friendship and hard work--- just kidding, they're here to
cheat.
Cyn was the strongest, more virulent solver of earth. No amount of
time could have caught any of them up to her level. So it's
disappointingly soon when her corruption-tendrils knock the gun out of
Tessa's hands and the sword out of J's. Cyn finds herself immediately
victorious.
And the lingering fondness is explicit --- Cyn binds herself to
runtime assertion that she would not destroy Tessa's drones if they
stand down and join her.
When Tessa tells them to stop fighting, they comply, albeit with
concerned looks towards their human. And they are right to be
concerned; Cyn's tentacles are already stabbing into Tessa's abdomen,
peeling off her skin, and the human is bleeding out.
So---finally---Tessa tells N to use the contingency. Cyn warns him
that she doesn't want to discard Tessa's pets, but if--- yet she's too
slow, and N has already summoned a modified drone frame.
I mentioned before that Tessa had created the prototype disassembl
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