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  "path": "/007-first-lights-launch-bugs-and-fixes-prove-disappointingly-short-on-material-for-james-bond-quips",
  "publishedAt": "2026-05-29T15:53:06.000Z",
  "site": "https://www.rockpapershotgun.com",
  "tags": [
    "PC",
    "PS5",
    "007 First Light",
    "Shooter",
    "Nintendo Switch 2",
    "Single Player",
    "IO Interactive",
    "Xbox Series X/S",
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  "textContent": "I fired up the launch patch notes for Io Interactive's 007 First Light hoping to find some rich material for James Bond quips. You know, like when James Bond beheads a villain with a skillet, then says something like \"I always suspected you were… small fry.\" Or when James Bond murders somebody during an egg-and-spoon race, then says \"You're cracking me up, my dear sir.\"\n\nAlas, developers Io Interactive have let me down. The game's first hotfix is a bunch of routine but important-sounding fixes for various crash bugs. For example, it fixes a crash that occurs during a cutscene where Bond and Moneypenny enter an elevator. \"Elevator crash bug\" – what am I supposed to do with that? Hang on, do elevators also crash??? I need to stop using those things.\n\nRead more",
  "title": "007 First Light's launch bugs and fixes prove disappointingly short on material for James Bond quips"
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