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  "publishedAt": "2026-03-11T16:00:00.000Z",
  "site": "https://www.rockpapershotgun.com",
  "tags": [
    "PS4",
    "Xbox 360",
    "FromSoftware",
    "Dark Souls II",
    "PS3",
    "Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin",
    "Single Player",
    "Action Adventure",
    "Multiplayer Competitive",
    "PC",
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    "Multiplayer Cooperative",
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  "textContent": "Years ago I was lost in the Shaded Woods, a foggy forest full of moaning trees. I didn't have enough health to fight the invisible backstabbing murder ghosts, and every time I ran away from the spooky sound of their footsteps, I got lost in the fog all over again.\n\nThat's when a hacker invaded and injected me with hundreds of cursed swords, corrupting my save file and dooming Dark Souls 2 to crash over and over.\n\nIt was deep magic, more powerful than any game system or lore, overwhelming the code itself. To uncurse myself, I'd have to embrace the darkness and download cheat tools too.\n\nAnd now I've tracked down my hacker, to thank him.\n\nRead more",
  "title": "Thanks for injecting me with 500 cursed Black Knight Ultra Greatswords"
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