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  "path": "/i-recreated-every-katsu-curry-recipe-in-romeo-is-a-dead-man-and-almost-none-of-them-made-me-better-with-swords",
  "publishedAt": "2026-02-12T14:24:16.000Z",
  "site": "https://www.rockpapershotgun.com",
  "tags": [
    "Action Adventure",
    "Third person",
    "Grasshopper Manufacture",
    "Shooter",
    "Romeo is a Dead Man",
    "PS5",
    "Single Player",
    "Netease Games",
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  "textContent": "Like all white, middle-class Londoners, I subsist on a diet comprised mainly of salted caramel and katsu curry. It appears Grasshopper Manufacture, makers of maximalist action adventure Romeo is a Dead Man, appreciate that delightful marriage of rice, breadcrumbs, and carroty sauce as well. Our lad Romeo can gather up katsu ingredients before delivering them to his waiting mum, who’ll turn them into one of ten mouth-watering, buff-applying curries.\n\nBut can those recipes nourish us, fleshy humans of IRL make, with the same benefits? To find out, I prepped, cooked, and taste-tested all ten of Romeo’s mum’s katsu creations in my own kitchen.\n\nRead more",
  "title": "I recreated every katsu curry recipe in Romeo is a Dead Man and almost none of them made me better with swords"
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