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  "publishedAt": "2026-02-07T14:30:00.000Z",
  "site": "https://www.rockpapershotgun.com",
  "tags": [
    "Hooded Horse",
    "The Pirates of Menzance",
    "Science Fiction",
    "Bird view / Isometric",
    "Diary",
    "Simulation",
    "Strategy",
    "Overhype Studios",
    "RPG",
    "Menace",
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    "Strategy: Turn-Based Strategy",
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  "textContent": "My Menace campaign hasn't been a rousing success. In my first mission, I failed a string of optional objectives and saw one of my squads gunned down by a group of heavily-armed, jetpack-wearing space pirates. I got revenge by running them over with an APC. So, we'll call it a draw. But I need to up my game if I'm to kick these freeloading bandits off the planet Backbone.\n\nRead more",
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