bestofmidi: Once there was this girl whoSwore that one day she...

bestofmidi: > Once there was this girl who > Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion > And when she finally made it > She saw some other girl who was better > And so she hired some guy to > Club her in the knee cap > > (thwacking, screams) > > original midi at https://www.angelfire.com/wv/weirdnesscentral/images/headlinenews.mid >