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  "textContent": "[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] For the love of God, some of you people need to learn the art of the courtesy flush. I’m all for the conservation of water, but we have enough in this region to allow you to […]\n\nThe post The Courtesy Flush appeared first on Portland Mercury.",
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