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  "textContent": "My daughter turned 11 yesterday, and part of the celebration was she could choose where the family would have dinner. I dreaded her choice, knowing she held your circus cafeteria in great regard. Too often has she walked by the doors and said in a low tone, CHEESECAKE FACTORY. I knew we were in for […]\n\nThe post Thank You for Your Failure, Cheesecake Factory appeared first on Portland Mercury.",
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