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  "textContent": "[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] I went through a lot of shit and worked some really shitty jobs so I can one day work a mediocre menial labor position and possibly work off a degree by my mid to late forties. […]\n\nThe post Updated Version of Success appeared first on Portland Mercury.",
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