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  "textContent": "[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] We have been hoodwinked by a milquetoast keebler elf who declares the city to be in a Renaissance while we are suffering an affordability crisis. No skill nepo baby, the fact he was elected proves racism […]\n\nThe post Pass the Mayonnaise appeared first on Portland Mercury.",
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