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  "textContent": "[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds] They will survive without your intervention. I swear it to you. Has your own shoe ever been untied and you haven’t noticed? Honestly, if you’re above the age of, say, eight, this is just unlikely. But […]\n\nThe post The person with the untied shoe will be okay appeared first on Portland Mercury.",
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