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  "publishedAt": "2026-04-11T23:18:20.000Z",
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  "textContent": "Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE! In honor of Mercury transportation month, I offer the following modest proposal1) Abandon the I-5 bridge replacement project, it is a dinosaur that needs to die, and moving the traffic jam several miles down the freeway, […]\n\nThe post A Modest Transportation Plan appeared first on Portland Mercury.",
  "title": "A Modest Transportation Plan"
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