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  "path": "/i-anonymous/2026/03/05/48361579/the-hair",
  "publishedAt": "2026-03-05T22:22:00.000Z",
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  "textContent": "by Anonymous\n\nI wouldn't consider myself a crazy hairy person except for my head, really, but I got hairs all over my body. My face is the only area I shave. I got hair on my head, as stated. Hair on my arms, legs, back, chest, pits, and balls. Again, I'm not that hairy. I shower pretty much daily. I vacuum once a week. Lately I've been getting into the habit of when I wash my hair, after I'm done and drying my hair, and after my comb runs through my hair too, and collects hair, I'll shake my towel into the tub. Still hair falling into the tub. My other thing is, in the morning, I'll shake out my sleepwear. Honestly, I'll wear the same shirt, boxers, and pants for weeks. There's really no need to waste water. So, hence, the shaking of sleepwear. And after I shake each article of garment into the tub, more hair collecting into the tub. Now those aren't the long hairs of my head, but the little hairs on my arms, pubes, and elsewhere. It is insanely crazy how much hairs keep falling off my body. And I consider myself to have a clean home. With that said, I cannot imagine how nasty all you alls homes are. Your bathroom floors must be nasty.",
  "title": "The Hair"
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