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  "path": "/savage-love/2026/03/03/48357831/savage-love-quickies",
  "publishedAt": "2026-03-03T22:36:00.000Z",
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  "textContent": "Questionable circumcisions, X-rated Instagram, and meet your brand new AI boyfriend! 🤖😍\n\nby Dan Savage 1. My boyfriend swears he’s cut. I say he’s totally uncut. He insists he was circumcised as an infant. How do I convince him? Some circumcisions are “tight” (all of the foreskin removed) and others are “loose” (most of the foreskin left intact). The looser the circumcision, the more “uncut” a man’s cock might appear. So, it’s entirely possible your boyfriend was circumcised as an infant but that his cock — if his circumcision was loose — more closely resembles uncut cocks you’ve admired in porn and encountered IRL. P.S. For the record: Your boyfriend should not have been circumcised in infancy. No infant should be. 2. What’s the best song about cheating? I nominate “One Way Out” by the Allman Brothers. There are so many greats — “Heard It Through the Grapevine,” “The Piña Colada Song,” “Don’t Hurt Yourself” — but in the category of “Best Song About Cheating,”…\n\n [Read more ]",
  "title": "SAVAGE LOVE: Quickies"
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