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  "path": "/i-anonymous/2026/03/03/48357960/hey-bus-dickface",
  "publishedAt": "2026-03-04T00:06:00.000Z",
  "site": "https://www.portlandmercury.com",
  "tags": [
    "I, Anonymous"
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  "textContent": "by Anonymous\n\nYou're supposed to stay on schedule for all major stops, not just blow past them 4 minutes early (and when there's a group of people walking up to the bus stop who clearly want your bus). Thanks a lot dickface.",
  "title": "Hey Bus Dickface"
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