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  "path": "/i-anonymous/2026/03/01/48354888/parasocial-nightmare",
  "publishedAt": "2026-03-02T05:47:00.000Z",
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  "textContent": "by Anonymous\n\nAfter a brilliant set by Paris Sashay, I was bored to gay tears by Matteo Lane’s set at the Schinzter. This was not a tight hour of comedy—it was podcast blather and impressions of impressions. It was bragging and name dropping without any self-reflection. The audience guffawed throughout! I guess you had to have already been a fan.",
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