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POP QUIZ PDX: Sassy-Ass Trivia about Dame Lillard, the Dumbshits of ICE, and (Surprise!) It's Your Birthday!

Homepage - Portland Mercury [Unofficial] February 19, 2026
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by Wm. Steven Humphrey

HELLO AGAIN, SMARTY BUTT! It's time to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX โ€”our local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week we'll see how much YOU know about new local music venues, the irredeemable dumbshits of ICE, and... surprise! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. (I should warn you about the cake. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ)

But first! How did you do on our last quiz? Ooh, soooo goood! And I loved your majority answer for our last "subjective question" about how to dispose of your dead body. I had no idea that "dressing you up like Jesus and catapulting you through the stained glass window of a church and yelling, 'I'm back, motherfuckers!'" would be so popular! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Anywaaaaaay... READY TO START? Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!

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