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  "path": "/2026/05/15/trump-opens-brutally-honest-fortune-cookie-at-chinese-state-banquet/",
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  "textContent": "Donald Trump received some honest feedback via a fortune cookie yesterday, at a special banquet held in his honour in China. Trump appeared taken aback by the bluntness of the message, and quickly opened another cookie, which read “You are a criminal and you will die in jail”. A third cookie read “The Epstein files […]\n\nThe post Trump Opens Brutally Honest Fortune Cookie at Chinese State Banquet appeared first on The Shovel.",
  "title": "Trump Opens Brutally Honest Fortune Cookie at Chinese State Banquet"
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