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  "path": "/2026/04/02/albanese-to-address-nation-about-alarming-new-doritos-cheesy-jalapeno-hot-cross-buns/",
  "publishedAt": "2026-04-02T01:35:11.000Z",
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  "textContent": "Confirming that the national televised address was now his preferred form of communication, The Prime Minister will this evening use a thirty-minute broadcast to call for calm about the troubling increase in incredibly weird hot cross bun flavours.\n\nThe post Albanese To Address Nation About Alarming New ‘Doritos Cheesy Jalapeño Hot Cross Buns’ appeared first on The Shovel.",
  "title": "Albanese To Address Nation About Alarming New ‘Doritos Cheesy Jalapeño Hot Cross Buns’"
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