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  "textContent": "Grandpa Pudding Brains tried to tell a story about a New York police officer \"please, sir\"ing him and somehow ended up admiring the man's muscles as if he had wandered into a weird Conan movie.\n\nIf there were muscles, the muscles were all over the place, and so was the story. — Read the rest \n\nThe post Grandpa Pudding Brains gets lost in a cop's muscles appeared first on Boing Boing.",
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