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    "Is Grandpa Pudding Brains the mystery patient getting the super-Ozempic?",
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  "textContent": "A very connected 79-year-old chonker reportedly got access to Eli Lilly's experimental obesity drug retatrutide, and the White House will not directly say whether that man is McDonald's slurping Grandpa Pudding Brains.\n\nRaw Story summarizes STAT's report that Lilly and the FDA allowed one unidentified 79-year-old patient to receive retatrutide through compassionate use, also known as expanded access. — Read the rest \n\nThe post Is Grandpa Pudding Brains the mystery patient getting the super-Ozempic? appeared first on Boing Boing.",
  "title": "Is Grandpa Pudding Brains the mystery patient getting the super-Ozempic?"
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