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  "textContent": "Grandpa Pudding Brains is mad that the \"Third Rate Artists\" are getting \"the yips,\" so he may replace them with the only performer he truly respects: Grandpa Pudding Brains. Get ready for an extended double-fisting them dance while YMCA plays on repeat. — Read the rest \n\nThe post Grandpa Pudding Brains thinks he's bigger than Elvis appeared first on Boing Boing.",
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