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  "textContent": "As administration officials gathered for a high-stakes meeting, delicate negotiations with Iran, potentially ending the war, Grandpa Pudding Brains reportedly seized the moment for an urgent ten-minute philippic on the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool, his extensive experience building swimming pools, and his preferred shade of patriotic blue tile. — Read the rest \n\nThe post As war looms, Grandpa Pudding Brains delivers emergency remarks on decorative water features appeared first on Boing Boing.",
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