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  "textContent": "For decades, dystopian fiction has warned us that artificial intelligence may one day turn against humanity. Instead, it appears to have taken the form of a mildly passive-aggressive Subaru that shrieks at drivers for the audacity of glancing at scenery, changing a Spotify playlist, or briefly behaving like a human being rather than a laser-focused DMV exam proctor. — Read the rest \n\nThe post New Subaru repeatedly prevents its owner from the joy of distracted driving appeared first on Boing Boing.",
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