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  "textContent": "Ahh, the tastes of summer. Nothing beats apple pie a la mode or a classic cheap, sugary rocket pop on a hot, sticky July day. Well… nothing except infusing the taste of those summertime treats into a can of baked beans, that is. — Read the rest \n\nThe post Bush releases extremely cursed summer-flavored baked beans appeared first on Boing Boing.",
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