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  "textContent": "Some things from the past are best left to the past. The segregation of schools. Smallpox, Cop Rock… and Libby's Spread n' Heat Pizza.\n\nBorn in 1975 of an unholy union between a can of Manwich and a bottle of Ragu, Spread n' Heat Pizza sounds good on paper, provided you're hungover and have had nothing else to eat for weeks. — Read the rest \n\nThe post I have seen the face of death on a piece of toast appeared first on Boing Boing.",
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