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  "textContent": "## Beijing once again gets the full Grandpa Pudding Brains experienc**e**!\n\nThere's diplomacy, and then there's whatever it's called when The Orange Menace visits China and attempts cultural flattery by inventing restaurant statistics on the spot. Offering Beijing a clear indicator that they'll have to put in less effort to convince him their ideas were actually his than usual. — Read the rest \n\nThe post Chinese leadership watches Grandpa Pudding Brains confidently explain imaginary fast-food statistics appeared first on Boing Boing.",
  "title": "Chinese leadership watches Grandpa Pudding Brains confidently explain imaginary fast-food statistics"
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