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  "textContent": "Imagine, if you will, a picture-perfect movie heist. Every contingency prepared for, every member of the crew working as part of a well-oiled machine. Doesn't the soft clicking of the safe as it's nudged open sound weirdly nice?\n\nSuch is the premise of the latest offering from accomplished sketch comedy duo Chris and Jack, wherein the safecracker just gets a little _too_ into it. — Read the rest \n\nThe post The great ASMR heist appeared first on Boing Boing.",
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