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  "textContent": "With gas prices rising and war expanding, the Orange Menace himself, Donald Trump, is urging allies to \"just TAKE\" control of the Strait of Hormuz. Effectively inviting piracy and telling them to go seize oil themselves.\n\n> In a post on social media early Tuesday, Mr.\n\n— Read the rest \n\nThe post Grandpa Pudding Brains' energy policy: go steal it for yourself! appeared first on Boing Boing.",
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