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    "Grandpa Pudding Brains sizes up Elvis for a fistfight at Graceland",
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  "textContent": "Sent to Graceland for some great getting-him-out-of-the-way honor, Grandpa Pudding Brains shows he still has a quick mind and is focused on what makes America great: if he could have beaten Elvis in a fight. Sadly, Donald doesn't seem to understand what winning a fight means, or he wouldn't think he's already won something in Iran. — Read the rest \n\nThe post Grandpa Pudding Brains sizes up Elvis for a fistfight at Graceland appeared first on Boing Boing.",
  "title": "Grandpa Pudding Brains sizes up Elvis for a fistfight at Graceland"
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