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  "textContent": "\n\nICE Barbie's 28-year-old assistant, Madison Sheahan, quit her job a few months ago to run for Congress; before leaving, she ordered pickup trucks and SUVs emblazoned with the agency's name, logo and motto. Naturally, the normally masked and clandestine immigration enforcers refuse to drive them. — Read the rest \n\nThe post ICE stuck with fleet of useless vehicles thanks to a 28-year-old Noem aide appeared first on Boing Boing.",
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