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  "textContent": "ONE. Procure nitrous oxide. Amateur\ncomedians who stare at their feet\nevery Thursday night may resort\nto desperate measures after years\nof shame. For suicidal dentists,\nthis step is simple.\n\nTWO. Generously donate ten canisters\nof “stage fog” to Laugh Machine,\nto be installed near vents. Rig secret\nremote triggers on each: you’ll TELL\nthem when to laugh!\n\nTHREE. Alone in the spotlight, release gas\nas needed to survive coughs and smirking\nfaces. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES\nshould your sweaty fingers jam the remote\nbuttons, releasing all the gas at once\nwith a faint hiss.\n\nFOUR!? Between giggling gasps,\ntry to warn everyone\nmaybe\nalthough\nevery word you say is hilarious\neveryone’s finally rolling in the aisles\ntogether\nand the laughter goes on and on\n\n* * *\n\nChris Clemens lives and teaches in Toronto, surrounded by raccoons.",
  "title": "Make Them Laugh: Three Easy Steps",
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