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  "description": "BEN DAGGERS",
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  "textContent": "The last thing Laurent Laureaux remembered from the annual Mime Association Gala was a chalky taste in his virgin piña colada. He awoke from the blackout in full costume and makeup with a pounding headache, a sweat-soaked pillow, and a dead stripper in his hotel room.\n\nNow, an hour later, a homicide detective towered above him in the interrogation room.\n\n“You killed her, didn’t you?”\n\nLaurent shook his head.\n\n“Not much of a talker, eh?” The cop glared at the outline of a teardrop on Laurent’s cheek. “And that sob story isn’t fooling anyone, sicko. Tell me what happened.”\n\nPierre Petit was behind this, no doubt. Laurent would’ve gladly grassed up his jealous mime nemesis, but artistic integrity wouldn’t allow him to make so much as a peep. Trapped, Laurent instinctively pushed his palms against the side of the invisible box.\n\n“What’s that supposed to mean?” The detective cracked his knuckles on the desk. “Are you saying you were trying to cop a feel?”\n\nLaurent leaned against an imaginary pillar while he considered his next move. This Philistine was clearly ignorant of the subtleties of the Decroux school of miming. Laurent descended a non-existent staircase as he prepared to stoop to a more literal level.\n\nThe policeman pounced on him. “Trying to make a run for it, are we? This looks like an open and shut case. You’re under arrest for murder.”\n\nThe cop paused for dramatic effect. “You have the right to remain silent.”\n\nBen Daggers is a close-up magician, escape room creator and light sleeper based in Osaka, Japan.",
  "title": "Law and Order: Violent Mimes Unit",
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