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  "description": "McSweeney’s\n\nMy fellow Americans, despite what everyone else says, we are living in the golden age of America. Not your golden age, though. My golden age. As in: I am very old, and everything I own is either solid gold or gold-plated or painted in gold to make it seem like it’s real gold.\n\nHonestly, I’m not actually sure if this is funny given it’s basically a fact-based reporting. Or at the very least, more factual than anything coming out of this administration.",
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  "textContent": "**McSweeney’s**\n\n> My fellow Americans, despite what everyone else says, we are living in the golden age of America. Not your golden age, though. My golden age. As in: I am very old, and everything I own is either solid gold or gold-plated or painted in gold to make it seem like it’s real gold.\n\nHonestly, I’m not actually sure if this is funny given it’s basically a fact-based reporting. Or at the very least, more factual than anything coming out of this administration.",
  "title": "💸 My Fellow Americans, We Are Richer Than Ever Before. Well, You Aren’t, but We Are",
  "updatedAt": "2026-03-02T05:14:53.000Z"
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