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  "path": "/2026/06/more-more-keep-cutting-cut-more-screams-now-bald-carney-at-terrified-barber/",
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    "“More, more, keep cutting, cut more!” screams now-bald Carney at terrified barber",
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  "textContent": "OTTAWA, ON ― Suddenly dropping his calm, boring, bankerish public façade, Prime Minister Mark Carney responded to a simple inquiry as to how his haircut was looking so far with a screaming, red-faced demand to “cut until there’s nothing left to cut,” prompting the unfortunate barber in question, Tyler English, to cower behind the check-in […]\n\nThe post “More, more, keep cutting, cut more!” screams now-bald Carney at terrified barber appeared first on The Beaverton.",
  "title": "“More, more, keep cutting, cut more!” screams now-bald Carney at terrified barber"
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