New Brunswick opens Stargate at border for quicker access to PEI

Edmunston, NB – New Brunswick Premier Susan Holt says newly discovered alien teleportation technology is ending the province’s reputation as a place to just drive through on the way to other, better tourist destinations. At a news conference in Edmundston near the Quebec border, Holt unveiled a new Stargate that would allow tourists to teleport […] The post New Brunswick opens Stargate at border for quicker access to PEI appeared first on The Beaverton.