President misses own son’s wedding due to high-level not wanting to go

WASHINGTON D.C. – The President of the United States will be forced to miss the second wedding of his eldest son this weekend, due to a top secret executive branch-level not giving a shit. “The president greatly regrets missing his son’s nuptials in the Bahamas, but regrettably he must remain in the Oval Office to […] The post President misses own son’s wedding due to high-level not wanting to go appeared first on The Beaverton.