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  "textContent": "Elora, ON ― First-time parents Felicity and Ivan Jennings welcomed an enormous waste of time, money, and effort into the world yesterday, which they refer to as their “son,” or Jody. Friends of the temporarily happy couple report that Felicity is doing well and getting some rest, the last she will get for eighteen years, […]\n\nThe post New parents celebrate beginning of 18-year, $300,000 failed investment appeared first on The Beaverton.",
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