Sweating Doug Ford announces plan to fill Lake Ontario with beer

QUEEN’S PARK — After a poll announced yesterday that Doug Ford’s Conservative government was trailing behind the Liberals for the first time in almost a decade, a visibly sweating Ford held a press conference to announce that he will be filling the entirety of Lake Ontario with Ontarians’ beer of choice. “Folks, me and my […] The post Sweating Doug Ford announces plan to fill Lake Ontario with beer appeared first on The Beaverton.