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  "textContent": "OTTAWA – If pizza deliveryman Rick Pounder could say one thing to all Ottawans, it would be to stop giving him blowjobs. “It used to happen only once every other week, but now I’m up to two, three, even four blowjobs a night,” said Pounder. While initially flattered by the offers, even welcoming them at […]\n\nThe post Recession Indicator? Pizza delivery man sick of getting paid in blowjobs appeared first on The Beaverton.",
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