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  "path": "/2026/03/trump-to-allies-which-of-you-fucking-losers-wants-to-secure-the-strait-of-hormuz/",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON D.C. – With the Strait of Hormuz shut down by Iranian forces following the U.S.-Israel-led invasion, President Donald Trump has publicly invited his “pathetic baby NATO allies” to send warships and secure the vital shipping lane. “Obviously it makes no sense for me to send American troops to secure the Strait, because I already […]\n\nThe post Trump to allies: “Which of you fucking losers wants to secure the Strait of Hormuz?” appeared first on The Beaverton.",
  "title": "Trump to allies: “Which of you fucking losers wants to secure the Strait of Hormuz?”"
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