Doubles Luge canceled as Olympics runs out of condoms

CORTINA, ITALY — Following the news that the 2026 Milano Cortina Winter Olympics had run out of condoms, the International Olympic Committee was forced to call off the doubles luge event. “Today is a sad and unsexy day at the Cortina Sliding Centre,” said Einars Fogelis, the Director of the International Luge Federation (DILF for […] The post Doubles Luge canceled as Olympics runs out of condoms appeared first on The Beaverton.