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  "path": "/2026/02/weather-report-get-ready-for-a-wet-ass-february/",
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  "textContent": "Toronto/Vancouver/Winnipeg/Montreal/Ottawa/etc. – It’s official: We’re in for one wet ass February, fuckers. According to February experts, the shortest month of the calendar will also be the wettest, with 28 sopping, dripping days. Every other February you’ve ever experienced is going to seem dry as shit compared to the soggy month ahead. Groundhog Day? Wet. Valentine’s […]\n\nThe post WEATHER REPORT: Get ready for a wet ass February appeared first on The Beaverton.",
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