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  "path": "/p/kash-patel-snorkeling-at-pearl-harbor",
  "publishedAt": "2026-05-15T13:36:58.000Z",
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  "textContent": "Kash Patel's trip to Hawaii for a Pearl Harbor memorial apparently included a \"VIP snorkel,\" which is exactly as silly as it sounds.",
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