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  "path": "/2026/05/15/whatd-i-miss-lego-theft/",
  "publishedAt": "2026-05-15T08:05:00.000Z",
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  "textContent": "In \"What'd I Miss?\" Ossie and Myra marvel at the bizarre way one man got hurt playing with Legos — without even stepping on them.",
  "title": "“What’d I Miss?”: The pasta Lego caper"
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